Website:  http://arthursimone.com

Makes/Teaches: I make paintings! (hunting art prize finalist, E.A.S.T. regular)

I make theater happen! (coldtowne theater, rubber rep)

Skills:  marketing, PR, event promotion, carpentry, electronics, bok choy fighting, playoffs beard, sowing ideas, dancing snakes, department of justicing, poet elimination skills, screech printing, design, wtf is arduino… I’ve been O’Henry, Air Guitar, Air Sex champ and I WANT TO MAKE A MEDITATION LABYRINTH IN SOMEONE’S YARD

1st Choice Chow:  Quality Seafood

Bad-ass Self Rating: 9 – undeath by awesome

Qualifications:I make shit happen and I got cute dogs