Website:  www.jhaleyarts.com

Makes/Teaches:  I make places to show and sell art, I make art, I make friends. I like to pretend that I teach people everyday, but in actuality, they are teaching me. My wife and I did go teach art to children in a remote Nicaraguan village last March… And we make these… http:// www.fierceandfurry.com and I made the web site. I also helped make this http://www.pumpproject.org  the place not so much the site, and I made a door hanger last night with lol laser cut in it… When you flip it it says lol, and then flip it back and it says lol, totally! Right?!

Skills:  Marketing, PR, event promotion, carpentry, electrical, bald, guitar playing, social networking, consultation,(both psychological armchair style and critical input for outfit choices), and able to utilize both quantitative and qualitative analysis across multiple disciplines.

1st Choice Chow:  My kitchen, maybe the Woodland, the Alamo is always awesome cuz you get a movie also, and any toco cart could do. But, if you are making me choose one, and I have to go out, as the question seems to be asking, then I might have to pick Hoovers, especially if it has to be every day. They just have so much great food to choose from, even though I think their restaurant aesthetics stinks.

Bad-ass Self Rating: Awesome can’t be rated on a linear scale, it is all to integrated into the time space continuum, so I would say my awesome level stands at super nova.

Qualifications: I am a man.

… And Stella and I kinda already have our own history, if you know what I mean?

Oh…

I hate to try to get the upper hand by forcing new evidence of my craftiness, but if y’all check out the current Austin Monthly, you will see a two page spread of my recent wedding, and it is liable as the crafty wedding. It is also the only two page spread of all the featured wedding.

I know this may not be admissible, but it is pretty awesome nonetheless.